JOINT MESSAGE FROM NWSJAX + RINSE & REPEAT + 8TH BRIDGE SOUND

A forecasted seismic event is set to occur in the Jacksonville geographic region on November 18th and 19th, primarily in the Murray Hill area. We predict the epicenter will materialize at @thewalrusjax, a local vegan nourishment provider and event space.

Forecasters report that this seismic anomaly will result from “banging house beats and techno kick drums” produced via the upgraded & improved 8th Bridge sound system. Locals are advised to seek shelter inside of The Walrus, where our highly specialized DJs will be operating the S.P.E.A.K.R. (Super Projecting Electronic Audio Kreation Reactor). The S.P.E.A.K.R. emits music that is precisely calibrated to offset any destruction resulting from the seismic event.

Make sure you have your Tech-Go bag prepared in advance. A well stocked Tech-Go bag should contain: a refillable water bottle, black turtleneck & chain, and sunglasses way too tiny to protect anyone from the sun . Please standby for future message introducing our S.P.E.A.K.R technicians